Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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