Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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