I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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