we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
