I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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