It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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