You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have aggressive nipples.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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