why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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