At least make sure they are 18
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I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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