She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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