i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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