i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I stole a fireplace last night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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