I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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