Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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