Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
