how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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