Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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