just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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