Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
