You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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