You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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