Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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