oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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