Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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