READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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