i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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