fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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