He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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