david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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