bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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