remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Randomize
