How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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