she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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