handjob tips. give me some.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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