What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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