She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I want a musical about memes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
