i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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