Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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