...so i touched it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
there is puke in my bra ... again
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