let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
being pregnant is like rehab
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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