that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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