Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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