were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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