so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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