So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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