But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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