I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
