we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We had to coat check the pizza.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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