I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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