I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
